Monday, May 14, 2007

other items of extreme insignificance...

...to entertain you with (since the last post was about my weekly social calendar, i figure i may as well continue with theme of "random crap that is on my mind that you probably don't care about anyway"):
  • i am covered in mosquito bites. i feel like i am ALWAYS getting attacked by mosquitoes. i hate mosquitoes. i also hate that high-pitched buzzing sound they make when they are really close to your ear. that's generally when i start channeling my inner mr. miyagi and chase after the bug myself, expecting to somehow catch it and squash it using my bare hands (or maybe a pair of chopsticks).
  • i bought new shampoo (i know! don't you find yourself overwhelmed with how much you care?). it is fancy-pants expensive frederic fekkai shampoo. we will see if it was worth the price ($20 at target).
  • speaking of target, how is it that i can never get myself out of there without spending gobs of money? i am one person. single. no pets (well, aside from cowboy, but he is fairly low-maintenance, even for a fish). no children. how is it possible that i can spend triple digits during a quick stop that was only supposed to be for lotion and toothpaste?
  • i am currently eating organic peach yogurt with a knife. i usually have a stash of plastic utensils stolen from whole foods in my right-hand desk drawer (it's my little way of sticking it to the man), but my stash is currently low on supplies. once i retrieved my yogurt from the fridge, i had two options: plastic knife or splintery wooden chopsticks. which would you have chosen?

and thus ends the list of meaningless thoughts that are rolling around in my head right now. aren't you disappointed that you just wasted three minutes of your life on that?

(also, can you tell that i'm procrastinating at work right about... now?)

(you can?! aww, you're so smart. here! have a prize! splintery wooden chopsticks, just for you!)

3 Comments:

At 10:25 AM, Blogger L Sass said...

They sell Fekkai products at Target???

Yet another reason to adore that store!

 
At 10:32 PM, Anonymous jordan said...

dude, i am also covered in mosquito bites. and i barely go outside.

 
At 11:40 AM, Blogger Erica said...

mosquitos in may? THAT's why i haven't picked up and moved to austin.

 

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