the stupidity, it continues

i only have one second to write this, but i'd like to share two recently-gained pearls wisdom with you, my four loyal readers:

1) if you chop a lot of onions while making dinner, make sure you wash your hands THOROUGHLY (and by thoroughly, i mean scald those bitches in boiling water and maybe throw in some clorox bleach for good measure) before removing contact lenses from eyes. i'm just sayin'.

2) apparently it is possible to trip UP the stairs. i'm generally not a klutzy person, and i've heard a lot of stories about people falling down the stairs -- but apparently you can trip while going UP the stairs too, and bang the shit out of your elbows and knees (this seems physically impossible but i assure you that it's true). ironically, i think part of my korean name means "grace."

...you can just call me "smooth operator."