maybe this is only funny b/c it's 10:43 pm and i'm still at the office...

...but the police officer who patrols our building just came by my office to tell me that if i'm looking for him (they offer a late-night escort to our cars if we want it), he's running to his car but will be right back and also, do i mind if he starts practicing his bagpipes? and that it's totally okay if i mind because he gets pretty loud.

HAHAHA dude. that is f'ing funny.

i told him to bagpipe his heart out and that it wouldn't bother me in the least, because i am busy paying the price for my ode to procrastination.

heh. a poem on procrastination. i'm funny.

heh. a police officer that practices his bagpipes at his side job. that's funnier.

he wins.

***OMG EDITED TO ADD THAT I CAN TOTALLY HEAR HIM AND HE IS TOTALLY BAGPIPING HIS LITTLE HEART OUT. I AM OFFICIALLY AMUSED.***